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For The Love of Small Chops...

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Just look at that life-giving plate of deliciousness! I was at a friend's birthday event last week and while i was minding my business as usual (not), my gaze landed and was fixed on a particular young couple. Probably in their late twenties or early thirties and newly weds. They were practically all over each other, a little side bar here, a little giggle there and i couldn't help but admire them. Small chops was served round and my favorite couple had a plate to themselves too. While i threw a ball of puff-puff into my mouth (hoping a hunk would be in the corner admiring the way i ate puff-puff too), i was watching them eat as well... (Just so we're clear, its not my practice to stare at people, there was just something about the girl's brows, so perfectly defined that made me want to ask for tutorials.. (Have you guys seen my new eyebrows by the way? Mo ti good gan! Sorry, i digress.. back to our story.. Yeah, the loved up couple.. Now they were left to the...

27 THINGS ON MY "BEFORE I GET HITCHED" BUCKETLIST

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I turned 27 on Tuesday (13th October) and the love was overwhelming! I can't thank you guys enough. I've been truly blessed with the most awesome lot ever! Just when i was already losing faith in our generation, some of you restored my faith. The bank account was smiling and so was i! You guys finally got the gifts right this year!.. So please, ahead of next year's birthday, i will gladly receive land papers, Cars, Oil blocs, amongst others and for you that isn't a Diezanillonaire , do not despair, you shall not be left out. I will be receiving spa vouchers, Jewelry,perfumes, watches, tickets to abroading places, Shoes (Size 41) and whatever your imagination comes up with or if you're too stumped to decide, feel free to credit my account GTB 01736**** holla at me for the rest.