We're Hiring!
VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
The owner of this fabulous blog requires the post of a snuggle Buddy in her ognization.
Post Title: Snuggle Buddy
Location: Maryland, Ikeja. *Candidates residing on the Island can also apply*
Post Description: The Job among others will include Spooning, Cuddling (Duh!), hugging and the occasional kiss.. This however doesn't qualify us as a couple.
Candidate must possess at least 5 years experience in cuddling with the ability to adapt to new styles and techniques.
Candidate must be prepared to work extra hours and do shifts. (We are not here to play)
The right candidate must possess at least a B.Sc, have a good command of the English language as he could be called on during sessions to join in a conversation and failure to be able to express himself properly and improper uses of tenses will result in immediate dismissal. (French Language and Waffi may put you at an advantage)
Candidate must have a great sense of humour and be able to make me laugh until my ribs ache.
Candidate must not be younger than 26 years old.
Candidate must smell frigging good and look presentable. We're not searching for a Channing Tatum but neither do we want a Lil Wayne all up in our goodies.
Candidate must have creative and adaptive skills.
Candidate must posses strong manly hands.... that can get the work done effectively
Candidate must be energetic as he can be called to work for 10 hours straight
Candidate must have tons and tons of self confidence
Candidate must be willing to comply strictly with the terms of the business.. meaning no sex and unauthorised accessing of the Vajizzle or Brezz area will result in a hard kick in the groin real frigging hard that could actually do some damage to whatever lies in between.
Female candidates should also feel free to apply
Tainz a bunsh!
Interested applicants should leave a comment..
Post Title: Snuggle Buddy
Location: Maryland, Ikeja. *Candidates residing on the Island can also apply*
Post Description: The Job among others will include Spooning, Cuddling (Duh!), hugging and the occasional kiss.. This however doesn't qualify us as a couple.
Candidate must possess at least 5 years experience in cuddling with the ability to adapt to new styles and techniques.
Candidate must be prepared to work extra hours and do shifts. (We are not here to play)
The right candidate must possess at least a B.Sc, have a good command of the English language as he could be called on during sessions to join in a conversation and failure to be able to express himself properly and improper uses of tenses will result in immediate dismissal. (French Language and Waffi may put you at an advantage)
Candidate must have a great sense of humour and be able to make me laugh until my ribs ache.
Candidate must not be younger than 26 years old.
Candidate must smell frigging good and look presentable. We're not searching for a Channing Tatum but neither do we want a Lil Wayne all up in our goodies.
Candidate must have creative and adaptive skills.
Candidate must posses strong manly hands.... that can get the work done effectively
Candidate must be energetic as he can be called to work for 10 hours straight
Candidate must have tons and tons of self confidence
Candidate must be willing to comply strictly with the terms of the business.. meaning no sex and unauthorised accessing of the Vajizzle or Brezz area will result in a hard kick in the groin real frigging hard that could actually do some damage to whatever lies in between.
Female candidates should also feel free to apply
Tainz a bunsh!
Interested applicants should leave a comment..
How do I apply already??
ReplyDeleteDear, Small features, kindly note the phrase "manly hands" Your hands don't qualify enough jor!
DeleteLmao!! But Funmi what is this?!! Anyways, I'm very ready to apply!!
ReplyDeleteStacy, bring your voluptuous self over here this instant! In fact, we're not accepting any other entries! Position's been filled!
DeleteJesus!Fix it!
ReplyDeleteBosslady on a rampage.
I have died ooooo
My ribs are cracking.
The last paragraph got me Lmao
Plix, don't die yet! Thanks for stopping by baby!
DeleteLolll! This post is all shades of funny yo! Beht Afunme which strong manly hands winnor wanna axxez vajizzle or Brezz area mbok! Sha get ready to hire n fire lotsa Snuggle Buddies oh! Bwahahaha! I seriously can't... *runsaway*
ReplyDeleteThey should carry out their duties using their "church mind"
DeleteOh, and you totally had me at 'ognization'. Lmao.
ReplyDeletehehehehe
DeleteYou didn't say anything about renumeration jor. What's in it for successful applicants?
ReplyDeleteI can safely conclude that organization hiring is HIGH. Funmi, u're high baje. Lmaooooo
ReplyDelete