We're Hiring!

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The owner of this fabulous blog requires the post of a snuggle Buddy in her ognization. 
Post Title:               Snuggle Buddy
Location:                Maryland, Ikeja.  *Candidates residing on the Island can also apply*
Post Description:    The Job among others will include Spooning, Cuddling (Duh!), hugging and the occasional kiss.. This however doesn't qualify us as a couple.

Candidate must possess at least 5 years experience in cuddling with the ability to adapt to new styles and techniques.

Candidate must be prepared to work extra hours and do shifts. (We are not here to play)

The right candidate must possess at least a B.Sc, have a good command of the English language as he could be called on during sessions to join in a conversation and failure to be able to express himself properly and improper uses of tenses will result in immediate dismissal. (French Language and Waffi may put you at an advantage)

Candidate must have a great sense of humour and be able to make me laugh until my ribs ache.

Candidate must not be younger than 26 years old.

Candidate must smell frigging good and look presentable. We're not searching for a Channing Tatum but neither do we want a Lil Wayne all up in our goodies.

Candidate must have creative and adaptive skills.

Candidate must posses strong manly hands.... that can get the work done effectively

Candidate must be energetic as he can be called to work for 10 hours straight

Candidate must have tons and tons of self confidence

Candidate must be willing to comply strictly with the terms of the business.. meaning no sex and unauthorised accessing of the Vajizzle or Brezz area will result in a hard kick in the groin real frigging hard that could actually do some damage to whatever lies in between.

Female candidates should also feel free to apply

Tainz a bunsh!

Interested applicants should leave a comment..